cause that's how we do it in provo.

hidden talents we've discovered while living in wymount:

1 - mike can strain green beans and / or olives through the cheese grater. since we don't have dishwasher, i'd say this qualifies as genius.

2 - i can drink two gallons of milk a week. by myself. no sweat. only 26 more to go before we get our free half gallon of creamery ice cream!

3 - i never scrape my windshield in the morning. i prefer to hit the washer fluid for five minutes straight. works like a charm.

4 - we have re-memorized the opening songs to saved by the bell and power rangers. thank you, cougar cable.

5 - we are picking up el portugues through osmosis. or very thin walls.

6 - we've met a lot of new people. unfortunately they are in the stock photos in our empty picture frames. we've just grown too fond of them to replace them all now... but they are great conversation pieces. ("who's this?" "beats me." or "what a beautiful couple!" "yeah we don't know them.")